Nerd Bird Hoodie – Mentally AFK Since 6AM

This hoodie doesn’t just keep you warm — it keeps you socially off-limits.

Meet the Nerd Bird Hoodie: a wearable force field for introverts, caffeine addicts, and those who peaked in GCSE computing. Featuring our original Nerd Bird in full existential shutdown mode, this ultra-comfy hoodie is perfect for zoning out, powering up, or simply avoiding the public.

• Unisex fit — great oversized or snug
• Front pouch pocket + drawstring hood
• Soft cotton-blend fleece interior
• Original Nerd Bird artwork + \"Mentally AFK\" slogan

Ideal for: coders, procrastinators, library lurkers, and proud antisocials.